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Simon started his career as an underwear model for Calvin Klein, Children’s Division. If you look too closely, however, you can see “the goods.” The unfortunate “Chinese Nut Fiasco,” as known to industry insiders, lead to the demise of a promising young career. Simon would not be in front of the camera again until 5th grade, when he portrayed the lead character in a video book report of "God, Are You There, It’s Me Margaret" by Judy Blume, the best author to have ever lived. Simon believes that, too often, bios are not personal enough, so here is a recent picture of Simon’s family.
Simon also wears boxers and prefers kisses over hugs.
Simon doesn’t want to bore you with all the things that he has done. So, instead, he will present you with this timeline of events.
Simon hopes that you have learned a little about, not only Simon, but a little bit about yourselves, as well. Simon continues to follow his dreams with support from his loving family…and Paris Hilton.
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